Step Inside, Walk This Way. You and Me Babe, Hey! Hey!

I have awesome people in my life. Perhaps I feel that way because they are always there for me, but it is probably just because one of them gave me great free coffee like 2 seconds ago. Thanks!

I told her whenever I find a job I'll give her something for free.

Now, my goal is to find one of the most awkward jobs ever.

Hmm, Prison guard?

"Thanks, for the free coffee! Enjoy these prisoners! Only one of them is a repeat offender, but public indecency isn't that bad is it?"

Or, male model?

"I really appreciate the coffee, enjoy these beautiful half naked pictures of my self. I work really hard to be that beautiful. Jenny Craig hasn't let me down yet."

Or even better, Professional Interpretive Dancer

"Your coffee was absolutely delicious. This is dedicated to you beautiful coffee shop girl. Enjoy my frolicking to the beat of your favorite song that will now have my tights wearing body permanently associated with it!"

(Your welcome for providing you with that beautiful image.)

I would never do anything that terrible. Except maybe the interpretive dance one. I would make at least 4 other people do it with me though so we could have that, "Whoa they are in a squad. That must mean they are good" wind about us. Think about it...one guy walks in with a guitar. Your thought, "great some punk that will play Dashboard Confessional for 8 hours." A full band walks in..."Awesome! Play Freebird!"

Why is it always Freebird? Why can no one just once run up to a band and scream, "Hey! Play Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard!" or even "Hey! Play Photograph by Nickelback."

If either of those ever happened and the band actually performed it, I would perform a standing ovation. Assuming I could stand after laughing that hard. 

Today has been a great day.

Since I didn't have anything deep to say today I will leave you all with this...

"Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh...every time I do it makes me...laugh."

EDIT: Thank you, Jennifer G. for suggesting the perfect third song reference. Photograph by Def Leppard!