If life is like a box of chocolates, then I love the chocolate covered pecan-cluster.
It is the perfect mix of flavor to me, and there is only one in every box.
Sometimes life gives you lemons and you have to make lemonade, but if life gives you a pecan cluster just eat the delicious thing before some jerk steals it. I am that guy that everyone hates around Valentines day, because I take a bite out of every single chocolate in the Nirvanaesqe heart shaped box. Do I finish it? Not if I don't like it. Why would you finish eating something that tastes bad? Who am I Bear Grylls? Take your self righteous chocolate judgement somewhere else people.
However, no matter what. I know that I want to find that pecan-cluster, and enjoy it's nutty goodness.
Forrest Gump had it right.
You never know what you're gonna get, but when you do find something good take it.
Of course that doesn't apply to everything.
I think Johnny Depp is a good actor, but kidnapping him wouldn't be a great move on my part.
So don't take my crazy idea too far, because you'll end up in prison.
Just be passive like me, and blog about your life in a delicously chocolatey allegory.
So pecan cluster if you are reading this just know that one day we will have a wonderful 80's movie montage together. I would like it to be kind of like the one in Footloose except there would be 2 of us frolicking through a strange factory for no apparent reason. That's what love is right?
Whatever, Kevin Bacon rules.
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